Critical x Cream Cheese Autoflower
- High THC
- Indica Dominant
- Quick Flowering
- Euphoric buzz
- Musty cheese-like aroma
- 450 to 500 g/m2
Many cannabis fans who want a mixed hit of Skunk and Afghani often go for either Critical or Cream Cheese. With the union of these two strains, though, users can have a bit of both legends with a lovely whip of cheese. Now, doesn't that sound toke wo... Read More
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Critical x Cream Cheese Autoflower
STRAIN PROFILE Critical x Cream Cheese Autoflower
Critical x Cream Cheese Autoflower Profile by Kyle Kushman
Many cannabis fans who want a mixed hit of Skunk and Afghani often go for either Critical or Cream Cheese. With the union of these two strains, though, users can have a bit of both legends with a lovely whip of cheese. Now, doesn't that sound toke worthy?
Critical x Cream Cheese will not disappoint those who wish to unwind in a bed of euphoria. First, its bud of damp cheesy stink with a touch of lemon will lure users to take a shot. Then, it will uplift their mood and splash them with a tide of creativity. And, just as an Indica-dominant strain should, it will engulf the body with a giant wave of calm.
The hybrid has something for growers too. Even better, Homegrown Cannabis has introduced its autoflowering seeds to the 420 market. This variant boasts of speedy maturity without sacrificing quality. And, it has made cultivating Critical x Cream Cheese a walk in the park.
Growing Critical x Cream Cheese from Autoflowering Seeds
With a heavy Indica content mixed with a bit of Ruderalis genetics, raising Auto Critical x Cream Cheese is as simple as rolling off a log. It only reaches a height of more or less 100 cm, so space is never going to be an issue. A small growing cabinet is just right for one or two of this strain. Boasting of humongous Critical-like buds, its robust branches can easily carry its massive colas. What's more, the variant's goes from seedling to ripe for reaping in just 10 to 11 weeks.
Growing Critical x Cream Cheese indoors is most preferred. With a carbon filter, managing its pungent odor is easy. In addition, it also yields heavily, about 450 to 500 grams per square meter, in a controlled setting. Using soil or hydroponics styled with a Sea of Green technique helps growers achieve a favorable harvest.
Beaming with delight under the rays of the sun, the marijuana loves the warm climate of Spain, Italy, and the Mediterranean. It'll grow handsomely in such ideal environments, and its buds are sure to be of excellent, potent state. However, it's also important to note that outdoor growing, no matter how paradisiacal the location is, will only produce 100 to 150 of crops.
To increase the total turnout, some growers plant several in one season while others enjoy multiple batches. In the northern hemisphere, the first harvest rolls around July and the last no later than October.
Fragrance and Flavor
Although of Skunk heritage, users shouldn't expect a skunky kick from Critical x Cream Cheese. The pungency of this strain, though, is just as satisfying. Once the weed is lit, a strong, very musty cheese-like aroma is sure to fill the room. Then, it surprises tokers with a bit of citrus and mint fragrance that awakens the senses instantly.
The pot tastes exactly as it smells. Aside from having a sapid of cheese, it also reveals a hint of lemon with a tinge of mint and a splash of sweet honey. It's like drinking a lovely lemonade after having a bite of swiss cheese.
Although of hefty Indica content, Sativa lovers shouldn't ink out Critical x Cream Cheese from their must-try marijuana list. The strain bestows a terrific mental flight that skyrockets users above and beyond the skies. Uplifting and euphoric in every way, it also shoots up one's creativity. Under its measly but robust Sativa volume, the mind remains active and good ideas spring up endlessly.
Cannabis enjoyers only need to wait for a few minutes to experience the pot's soothing touch. It'll wrap them in relaxation that feels like lying down on a mattress made of clouds. Although not one to melt users into utter disuse, movement is most certainly restricted. Endeavors that do not require a lot of moving are still doable. However, the laziness felt in every muscle and bone in the body may make it quite difficult.
The hybrid may offer a fantastic head to toe high, but it is not free of adverse effects. Too much consumption and dehydration trigger cottonmouth and dry eyes. Increasing fluid intake eases the dryness leading to a more pleasing pot session. Having an eye lubricant also reduces the risk of irritation caused by the dry peepers. In addition, one must not rub the eye area to avoid inflammation.
Being a robust cerebral stimulant, newbies and THC sensitive tokers need to use it in moderation. Not doing so may cause dizziness, mild paranoia, or slight anxiety. Approaching the strain one hit at a time is the best way to enjoy what it can offer.
Critical x Cream Cheese comes with immense medicinal benefits. It can cater to people suffering from mental health concerns and chronic pain too. What's more, unlike synthetic drugs, this all-organic herb comes with minimal side effects.
The strain does a great job in managing pain. It works well for those with arthritis, migraines, and PMS. Even better, the relief is without the groggy and lethargic sensation.
Moreover, those with psychological conditions also find relief from this ganja. It induces positive vibes and euphoria. Patients struggling with anxiety, depression, chronic stress, and the likes can unwind outside the sad sack.
Sufferers of other maladies such as eating disorders and insomnia get a temporary fix too. The strain's munchies kick improves the appetite while also stopping nausea and vomiting. Then, at the end of the high, its sedating effect will cause doziness which will lead to a long, deep sleep.
Autoflowering Critical x Cream Cheese Seeds
Critical x Cream Cheese offers a ray of hope to people who seek tension-free moments of bliss and relaxation. Tokers can easily transition into aspiring growers with its autoflowering seeds from Homegrown Cannabis. These babies provide heavy yields without requiring plenty of TLC or face time. Even with inexperienced hands, growing a stash for a year-long of toking is easy.